6.18.2008

Musings and confessions of another kind

As any of DH's regular readers know, he is out of town for a bit.
And though I wish I had a "while the cat's away the mouse will play" confession to share with you, I do have some other stuff to share.

You see, I am at home with our youngest child, because he is not a very good traveler. Just ask any of the other passengers on our transcontinental flight last July, and they can testify to this fact. So instead, I am relaxing and spending time with my child during the day. By night, once he is soundly asleep, I have time on my hands.
I could do something productive such as clean out my closet... nah.
I could do something intellectual such as read my new library books... maybe later.

So, how am I spending my evenings? Well, blogging (of course) and surfing other blogs (naturally), and in general spending too much time on the web. But when I turn out the lights, I have been pleasuring myself with my pretty pink sex toy. I confess, I have been masterbating.

To get in the mood Monday night I poured a generous, cool glass of Bailey's Irish Cream and took my laptop out to the patio (gotta love wireless!) to peruse more craigslistings. But they just didn't do it for me. So I finished my drink and my cigarette (yet another confession - I pulled out my secret stash of smokes!), brought the laptop in, undressed, and hopped into bed. Out of nowhere, I started fantasizing about having an encounter with a UPS delivery man! Well, maybe it was inspired in part by something I read on someone's blog or a hot wife forum. Anyway, I thought about how I could lure him into my home and eventually fuck him while DH was upstairs listening. I got quite turned on thinking about this, and my pretty pink toy made me feel very good! I held the tip of it against the hood of my clit to get warmed up. Then I used my hand to gently massage my outer lips before I sampled the wet folds within. I was ready to slide the bulbed head of the gently vibrating toy into my warm pussy. My pretty pink toy is equipped with a cute little butterfly that is positioned just right to flutter against my waiting clit and bring me to orgasm... ahh...

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It is Wednesday now, the sun has set, & my little one is tucked in. Here I am again, on the patio, blogging while I listen to the sounds of nature; crickets chirping, leaves rustling in the breeze, the kids out for summer break playing ball in the street, a car alarm sounding off, a distant motorcycle revving up... oh wait, I said sounds of nature... you get the idea. Beside me is a bottle of Patron Platinum Tequila and some slices of lime... yum! (oh my, where did that pack of cigarettes come from?)

On a side note, today I got a little bit of bad news, so I am wallowing in loneliness and a bit of depression. I am hoping that the tequila will erase some of these feelings, and send waves of relaxation over me so that I can once again slide my naked body under the sheets and drift back to my fantasy of the UPS man ringing my doorbell and telling me that he has a special package for me...

(blush)

11 comments:

Fun4usboth said...

Baileys and a pretty pink toy. That sounds like a fun combo. As for the UPS driver, the one we have around here is a rather butchy woman with the personality of a Marine drill sargeant. The FEDEX guy, on the other hand, always gets the motors revving for the girls in my office. It's fun watching them scramble discretely to be the one standing in reception to receive his package ;)
Sorry to hear about the bad news part, though. Are you OK?

Confessor X said...

...I simply love it when a girl posts about masturbating!!! its such a beautiful joy to watch...to see how she works her body, the movement...the subtle light touches only she knows about...MMM!!! great post and I hope you find an outlet for all that sexual energy...

suburban hotwife said...

fun4usboth:
Thanks for checking on me - yes, I am OK. As for the UPS man - I don't even get many deliveries, which is what made the fantasy such a surprise! Sounds like the FED-X man in your area is quite the looker ;)

Confessor:glad you enjoyed the post!

bdenied said...

While is is always hot to read about a woman who has sex with other men, there is just something very erotic about reading about one who masturbates herself...almost as good as getting to watch....you are a very sensual lady.!!!!!!

Kyra (the lonely housewife) said...

The beauty of fantasies about delivery men is they can look however you want them to. My favorite are furniture deliveries... "Oh my what shall we do with this new bed you just delivered?"

Definitely sending you good vibes and hope you are ok.

-Kyra

suburban hotwife said...

bdenied: thanks!

Kyra: furniture deliveries.. Hmmm... now you've got me thinking ;)

And thanks for the well wishes. I am ok, but I keep repeating this line from one of my fav movies... "that which does not kill us makes us stronger"
Thanx again!

Mickey said...

Thansk for sharing.x

Crack The Whip said...

now where did I put that uniform... the brown shorts and shirt...

Riff Dog said...

Can't go wrong with a delivery guy fantasy! A zillion porn movies can't all be wrong!

Kyra said...

Did you come up with any other good fantasies to share while Hubby was away?

PS You've been tagged for a meme

Midnight said...

Personally I don't have delivery man's uniform, but I do guarantee to come within two hours (ish).